"Will this crisis never end?" - my son.
"Call British Gas the waters cold" -my son again when he first went in the sea at Whitstable.
"Show me your courage of a lion" and "Don't let me down darling" - husband to his wife who was reluctant to go in the cold sea.
"You're an equal opportunities snob" - my partner's comment on my dislike of posh people and working class oiks.
"These icebergs are too big to eat" - my son trying to eat his ice cubes in his coca cola.
"Even washing powder smells better than you" - my son being rude to his mother.
